This could be a reality in the very near future:

(A man is walking around the store, checking his list as he goes along as he enters the cereal aisle.)

(Suddenly, an overweight, post-wall ham beast pushing a cart with her booger breath bastards in tow steps in his path.)

Bitch: Excuse me, can you reach up and get some cereal for my kids?

(Man ignores Bitch, not willing to be accused of eye rape.)

Bitch: Hey, I'm talking to you, jackass!

(Man starts to swiftly walk away from the wild, untamed bitch.)

Bitch: Help! This asshole is ignore-ignore-raping me!!

(Out of nowhere, 2 effeminate mangina police officers tackle the man to the ground and handcuff him. The man is charged and sentenced to a minimum of 30 years in prison.)