Heather Mallick asks "What do men really think?"; Reveals she is incapable of thinking

lostapwbm · 2018-03-02T20:16:16+00:00

Buckle up for some lulz.

What’s it like to be a man in 2018? We already know what men think of women — the first recorded example of a man telling a woman to shut up was almost 3,000 years ago — but what do men think of themselves?

And we've had to tell them repeatedly for 3,000 years because women don't listen.

Chatelaine magazine, edited by the great Lianne George, has struck a blow for uniting women and men in the feminist cause. It surveyed 1,000 men and asked some of them to talk publicly, on camera, about their feelings.

FEELZ > REALZ

If anybody asks, you heard it here first.

Forty-two per cent aren’t comfortable talking about their emotions with male friends. About half say they haven’t benefitted professionally from being a man. Next question: did they say this with a straight face? In which case we are done here.

LISTEN AND BELIEVE, YOU BIGOT!

Oh, what's that? We're only supposed to believe women when they say things? Ah, my mistake. Carry on, my wayward daughter.

The jewel of the survey was the filmed interviews, with brief responses offered like woodchips to big questions like “Would you call yourself a feminist?” (“No. I am Team Me,” one man said) and “Who’s the manliest man you can think of?”

Audie Murphy: The real-life Captain America. Read about him.

Almost every man was taken aback by the latter question — I would have said Foghorn Leghorn — but some hazarded a guess with “my father” or “Barack Obama.” Even Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, always happy to meet anyone and discuss anything, was flummoxed. Finally he answered. “I don’t know what a ‘manly man’ is. And I don’t know who gets to be the manliest man out there.” He found the phrase absurd, and at this time in history it is.

This is who they surveyed; a bunch of soyboys. A bunch of manlets who have been shamed and hammered into repudiating their masculine instincts and pride to the point that they, by their own admission, have no model or framework for manhood.

This is New Feminist Man. Except that he is no man at all. Just a female with a dick (and not in the way that Eddie Murphy likes them).

When asked if mansplaining was a real thing...

It isn't.

...many men claimed they’d never heard of the term. (It’s when men explain things to women that women already know...

I don't know what you do or don't know, cupcake. Though I can venture a guess that if I poured what you know into a shot glass there'd be at leas a good half-ounce of empty space left at the top.

Are there no feminist men to write about the world as seen through a feminist lens, to use an increasingly common phrase? Slate.com once gave its American abortion beat to a male (I used to call him the uterine correspondent) and it didn’t work at all. He called abortion a “tragedy” and saw himself as The Arbiter, the god of pompous men, from whence comes mansplaining.

Translation: A man disagreed with me. Must be because he was a man. No, it was because 1) You're wrong, and 2) well-meaning and honest people may disagree with each other on a subject. This is a difficult concept for women to internalize because they are typically neither well-meaning or honest.

Women are still a tiny sector in corporate management. It’s the old glass cliff; they’ll only let women into corporations and industries nearing their end.

Women are still a tiny sector in garbage collection. It's the old glass basement. And women are so dumb that their 'female intuition' and 'muh college degrees' do not inform that a corporation is sinking like the Titanic or an industry is on the way out despite clear indicators that they are.

And these same women, who can't read the indicators, think they should steer the fates of corporations, industries, and nations.

BinaryNinja · 2018-03-02T23:45:36+00:00

I couldn't make it through the first couple sentences. "What's it like to be a man in 2018?"...and then she goes on to describe men in 1000BC?

gantz_au · 2018-03-03T01:31:17+00:00

Amazing. This article starts off asking what men think, goes on to ask what issues men face, men try to tell them what issues they face, what their fears are, etc... and of course, the stupid cunt then goes on about how women's issues are worse, therefore men should just stop whining and focus more on women and their problems and let women into male spaces because... reasons.

So it flips from wanting to understand what's up with men to tasking men to set aside whatever is bothering them and instead focusing all their time and effort on women and making sure women are the one's taken care of in society.

I am so fucking glad I refuse to have women in my life.

ZOGabominations · 2018-03-02T20:23:56+00:00

Is there a shadow-ban here?

Title	Heather Mallick asks "What do men really think?"; Reveals she is incapable of thinking
Author	lostapwbm
Upvotes	8
Comments	9
Date	March 2, 2018 8:13 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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