So, I was a party with my other friend and these 2 girls approach me. One of them asks me for a cigarette and I tell her that I don't have any (I lied). She insists and even says that she saw me at a different party with an ounce of tobacco (the one that you use to roll cigarettes with) and she was right, I had said ounce

So then I ask her, what do I get in return? She replies with "a kiss"

I start laughing and shoot back "a kiss where?" Bare in mind that no matter what she said, she wouldn't get anything out of me, I just wanted to see where this would go.

"On the cheek" - she says

"Hahahaha that's not worth it, make it on the lips at least"

She then looks at her friend and says "I don't know if I should, he's on the other side"

So by this point you probably know where I'm getting at, she has a boyfriend

"But I have a boyfriend"

"Don't care"

"What if you give me your beer?" (I had a beer in my hand)

"Hahaha you're not worth a damn beer"

They leave

Contemplating kissing a stranger for a cigarette? Good shit