Was at HD right at opening time to grab materials and head to the job site, getting a jump on traffic. I walked up and down the plumbing department, searching in vain for an employee to pull a bathtub off a high shelf for me. After 10 minutes I finally walked out. Passing the 'Pro Desk' (lol), I said to the three fat bitches behind the counter 'once again, there is no one on the sales floor...millions of dollars of merchandise, and no one to sell it. I'm sure Lowe's will gladly take my money' then I walked out. All three were frozen, staring at their feet like there was a shoe sale going on down there. Nobody said a word. I drove to Lowe's, money exchanged hands. A MAN helped me, and everything went smoothly.