You visit your doctor to assess an issue you've had for a while. At the end of the appointment he prescribes you medication called MGTOW that he says is highly recommended. You look at the side of the box and see a list of effects you could experience. What are they?

ManIsWalking · 2017-05-06T03:23:37+00:00

Side effects may include: Extended lifespan due to stress mitigation, swollen bank accounts, thoughts of independence and success, a chance for itchy eyes and runny nose due to tears of joy, decreased risks of suicide and depression; if thoughts of suicide or depression have not be had for over 30 days, call your doctor to buy him a beer.

MGTOW is not for everyone, contact your doctor today to be screened for blue pilled beta bitchness. In select clinical trials, MGTOW has been shown to cause an increase in satisfaction and success.

MGTOW: Are you going your own way, today?

2017-05-05T23:58:28+00:00

"what the fuck am i gonna do with all this money!" syndrome

2017-05-05T23:36:17+00:00

Mental shock, that the world is stacked against men.

lonewolf-chicago · 2017-05-06T01:16:05+00:00

Happiness.

Lower stress.

Extra zeros in your bank account.

Self Mastery.

No risk of jail time

mgtowguynow · 2017-05-06T00:04:07+00:00

"Hey doc, you never told me that the red pill was a suppository."

gods_bones · 2017-05-06T08:22:31+00:00

Apathy.

offensive_tv · 2017-05-06T17:19:15+00:00

Side effects could cause a distortion if your face. Dont be alarmed . This is called a smile and usually indicates a sign of happiness.

gumbumbles · 2017-05-06T01:00:02+00:00

Possible side effects of taking MGTOW:

-more money
-more time
-more energy
-overall improvement in confidence
-return of passion towards hobby/work/life goals
-zero STDs

2017-05-06T01:04:25+00:00

If you go your own way, you have to figure out what that way is.

tommyTwentyFingers · 2017-05-06T02:36:14+00:00

A world full of options. When I was married I had only a few small options. Now I could move to Uruguay next week, or buy a sports car.

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