Uhh, no thanks honey. I don't feel like having sex anyways.

redditsuksballs · 2018-02-18T16:23:11+00:00

"Don't judge me by my past"--roasties

What have I done to myself? Oh, well time to find a "nice guy" and settle. --roasties.

No "nice guys" want me and my rektd holes. Oh, well back up "nice guy" to the rescue....free food, shelter, medical, and cash assistance while I get my rektd holes filled by criminals and men unfit to be fathers....."kill all the men"---roasties.

Ultramegasaurus · 2018-02-18T14:04:08+00:00

Do not believe the roastie's lies When she comes around to proselytize; She'll screech and protest all day long, Denying she's taken miles of schlong.

"Genetics!" she will cry in fear, Praying there is a white knight near; But no help comes, there's no salvation From the omega uprising sweeping the nation!

Innies are alright with me, With their virtue and their purity; They know what womanhood's about, And with one voice cry: "ROASTIES OUT!"

But beware the roastie's tempting calls, Luring betas to her cavernous halls; She'll suck you up, and then you'll be A slave to her vile cuckoldry.

We see now, with our open eyes The plainness of the roastie's lies; We'll stick with innies, and nevermore Shall we lie with an Arby's sandwich whore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

Bombinic · 2018-02-18T13:15:54+00:00

Wtff

Are those actual meat curtains?!!?

crshdurmomlstngt · 2018-02-18T14:14:42+00:00

See the shit dripping underneath?! Ugh, this is fucking nasty.

redditrat99 · 2018-02-18T16:20:14+00:00

meat tent is my new favorite slang term for vagina

XxRandomguyxX · 2018-02-18T16:57:18+00:00

What the fuck am I looking at?

confession69 · 2018-02-18T17:26:47+00:00

What the fuck

mansausage · 2018-02-18T18:08:57+00:00

Only Bear Grylls would sleep in that.

2018-02-18T22:10:10+00:00

This is some Silent Hill shit

deathtocontrollers · 2018-02-18T22:46:31+00:00

"The past is in the past." NOT.

Nezborn02 · 2018-02-18T19:31:42+00:00

you could go in and out without feeling a thing

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2018-02-18T21:18:49+00:00

I really don't care about having sex anymore. I might consider it if some tight girl half my age suddenly has a boner for me. Otherwise the thought of fucking a woman my own age makes me want to vomit.

robowriter · 2018-02-18T22:07:21+00:00

It could double as a prolapsed anus. One, two holes in one. Same price.

RobJuanDeLaNooch · 2018-02-18T22:50:02+00:00

Looks like something out of The Binding of Isaac.

HonestConversation · 2018-02-18T23:37:37+00:00

Jesus wtf

i was having dinner and then this

mgtowyes · 2018-02-19T02:07:41+00:00

How can I possibly unsee this?

Amnesia2508 · 2018-02-19T01:58:34+00:00

My eyes!

Misogynist_MGTOW · 2018-02-19T02:12:23+00:00

ewww

Title	Uhh, no thanks honey. I don't feel like having sex anyways.
Author	RancidUnicorn
Upvotes	150
Comments	27
Date	February 18, 2018 1:08 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7ye4nt/uhh_no_thanks_honey_i_dont_feel_like_having_sex/
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