Please help! Whenever I friendzone guys to keep them around as betas and emotional tampons, they won't play along. I'm so lonely!

2QuietDude · 2018-02-08T18:54:39+00:00

Why doesn't she make friends with girls?

We know why. We know all the tricks and manipulations/machinations. Game is over.

Marque01 · 2018-02-08T18:55:20+00:00

hahaha

I can't even maintain a friendship with my 'best friend' but I'll totally be a great friend for you. Just no sex.

PASS!!!

confession69 · 2018-02-08T21:20:01+00:00

“I’ve lost a lot of weight so my standards have increased”

“People I’m physically attracted to don’t want LTRs and people I’m not attracted to anymore are the only boys that want to take care of me”

What a bitch. Add it to the fuckton myriad of reasons to never date a whale. They’ll lose weight then decide they’re too good for you and Thundercock Chad is looking mighty tasty

Marque01 · 2018-02-08T20:32:42+00:00

Btw I like having sex. I just feel like it’s emotionally-distressing to start something only to have sex ruin it in the end. Meaning the other person gets bored and ghosts me

Chad(s) cum detected.

Throwawayforinsaniti · 2018-02-08T19:25:36+00:00

If it's not a FWB situation, then it's a hard pass. I can be an emotional tampon if she'll be my cock sleeve. My best friendships with women were with ones I was fucking but not committed to. They're more open and honest after a romp in her backseat. But these days it just isn't worth it when they expect a "friend" to be a surrogate wallet.

DesignRed · 2018-02-08T19:36:39+00:00

Why won't someone give this poor girl an emotional tampon and ATM without her having to give index for God's sake. Is that so much to ask for?

Docbear64 · 2018-02-08T21:42:18+00:00

She sounds extremely needy and selfish. The reason she wants a friend is because she gets bored , she is a prime example of someone looking for an emotional tampon . "Entertain me", "let's talk/ text incessantly " (women social activities ), but let's not date.

What guy will listen to her empty thoughts and be willing to entertain her who isn't her boyfriend or fuckbuddy ? None with self respect.

hollybegin · 2018-02-09T04:10:39+00:00

I’ve lost a lot of weight since I started using the apps (I was never constantly on them though), and my standards have somewhat increased.

No correlation at all. A lonely 20 years old female unable to pay for her community college dropped a few pounds and, abracadabra!, "standards" up to the roof....

SlavGoingHisOwnWay · 2018-02-09T06:56:26+00:00

Even nice guys don't want you anymore.

Title	Please help! Whenever I friendzone guys to keep them around as betas and emotional tampons, they won't play along. I'm so lonely!
Author	wordjedi
Upvotes	51
Comments	13
Date	February 8, 2018 6:47 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7w72w5/please_help_whenever_i_friendzone_guys_to_keep/
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