Not Satire: "And although I can’t promise you a love that comes in a white horse and carriage, I can show you that a modern chivalry isn’t dead. Darling, you can be the only sun I orbit around, if you let me. With me, I can make you always feel like a woman, I promise you I will."

dogwoodcat · 2017-03-29T17:42:54+00:00

That just reeks of desperation.

801735 · 2017-03-29T19:57:14+00:00

"AAaaaawwwww, that was sooo sweeeet to hear!"

she exclaimed as Chad started pounding that ass really hard.

"I'll go back to him after this, you know. Don't tell him, ok?" she proceeded a few minutes later, as Chad lit his cig not giving half a emptiedballsfuck, her looking at him expectantly.

Migtaosammich · 2017-03-29T21:22:42+00:00

CoughChokeGagCough.

Nope. Those blue pills just don't go down at all anymore. Cough.

2017-03-29T21:25:22+00:00

gag.

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HollowSaint49 · 2017-03-29T22:40:11+00:00

I rather throw up and then eat it then Worship and grovel to make a women feel like a queen

MGTOW_Monger · 2017-03-30T02:53:07+00:00

I almost vomitted breakfast at dinner time to read the 1st portion of this fucking silly ass shit

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