I believe we have a split in our taste in women of roughly about 60/40, in the skinnier girl direction on majority.

I'm saying 60% of you prefer the six-pack, gym body girl, and 40% of us hold T&A higher than numbers of soda cans.

I'm not intending on an argument of who is more right- it's a moot point argument. This is my point.

I'm saying we can use this to our advantage, by not being in as much direct competition with each other.

I have this convoluted theory that the"alpha female" who has the 60% preferred body gets a win-win emotional combo by helping her "less desirable" friend and getting something for herself at the same time.

You'll have better luck pulling this combo, b/c women are more likely to continue to compete with a woman she feels equal to, than giving in to the other.

Yes you can spin a female competition in your favor, but we're talking about team playing here.

TL:DR: You get petite blonde with the A-cups and the six pack, with an ass in yoga pants(b/c almost anybody can) and I'll take the friend with the breasteses like my head, and/or ass I could use for a pillow. It's gonna be alright alright alright, and we both leave happy happy happy.