I think we've already established that offtopic posts are allowed here, so here's my morning thoughts with coffee - Things that piss me off about life.

  1. Individually plastic wrapped sausages - Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Sitting fumbling around trying to perfectly tear off the plastic of each sausage I want to eat. Oh yeah, that thing called environmental awareness? Trying to protect our oceans, yeah fuck that shit.

  2. The way electronics just kind of work. Isn't there always some shit to deal with? A dropping wifi connection; Satellite TV going down in a storm; CD's that skip; Uploads that fail. Typically only the most simplistic of electronic devices seem to work 100% without issues - Like a microwave.

  3. The decadence of the automobile industry and wastage.

  4. Cheap consumer alternatives (Chinese crap) that barely even work / totally inferior. How the fuck can these things hit the shelves?

  5. Social rights movements (SJW's, feminists, etc) - Should all be rounded up and sent to war to experience real problems.

  6. Unwarranted positivity. This might just be a European thing, but people here like to always come off as positive. They try to 2nd guess you when you point out genuinely valid arguments. Or will write it off to "That's just life".

  7. Flings - Not talking about full-blown affairs. I'm talking about women in long-term relationships who do shit like make out with coworkers, or might have a one night stand on a girls night out etc. Even more basic shit like dancing with drunk guys when you're not around. Flirting etc. I fucking hate that you can barely trust anyone these days to just act responsibly and respectably.

  8. How women say shit like "I want you to enrich my knowledge" or "I love that you teach me interesting stuff" - Yet yawn and quickly change the subject when you actually try and discuss anything slightly more complex than a * b = ab.

  9. How people treat animals. Fuck this planet.

  10. Open plan offices. Kill the cunt who thought this would be a good idea.

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