So I stumbled accross this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zmfTr2d4c

tl;dw the bowerbird spends his life making a nest and decorating it. The female does absolutely nothing else than just come and watch if the nest is pretty enough for her and will decide if the male is good enough for her based on that.

A lifetime of work of the male finally finds its meaning in the literally 2 seconds it takes for him to get his juice out.

To anyone out there playing the dating game, this is what you look like. I don't care if you last 1 minute or 1 hour in bed, the end result is that you spend your entire life working for this particular moment. Women don't deserve that much.

The bowerbird has an excuse though, he can't pay for escorts or use his hands. You can.