On the origin of faeces. Shit-tests are in DNA.

NeoreactionSafe · 2016-07-14T13:28:59+00:00

The Shit Test is triggered when the female fears the Captain has lost his way.

It's essentially the last ditch effort to wake you up before the relationship fails.

Think of your female as your First Mate.

She says:

"Captain... you are steering towards a rocky reef and our ship is sure to be destroyed !!!"

The Captain replies:

"Yeah I knew that... just kidding around."

The Captain actually failed to see the rocky reef, but saved the ship and saved his dignity by correcting course and fixing his error. (held Frame)

Ideally the Captain sees the rocky reef and avoids it without his First Mate resorting to panic.

When the ship is on course there are no Shit Tests.

If you are Captain you can never be asleep at the wheel.

cao_ni · 2016-07-14T13:20:05+00:00

This is nothing but mindless rambling. Save this crap for your blog

PopaBjorn · 2016-07-14T22:49:28+00:00

Very nice title. Rest was incoherent. Try putting a TL:DR in it.

Title	On the origin of faeces. Shit-tests are in DNA.
Author	attoboy
Upvotes	1
Comments	3
Date	July 14, 2016 6:44 AM UTC (10 years ago)
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