Went out with a girl? for the second time yesterday. Here are the list of complaints that happened within the hour:
1/ Her: why are we at a college bar, everyone here is in their 20s, I used to go here during college. Me: (trying to awkwardly crack a joke) so we can feel young again?
2/ Her: they better have grey goose vodka, I am not drinking that cheap well vodka. Me: ok, tell the bartender what you want.
3/ Her: when you are with a girl you're supposed to slow down and lead me. Thats not very gentleman like. (Mind you we are not dating and she still proceeds to hold my hand). Me: (reluctantly holds her hand to move through people).
4/ Me: this is a great bar to watch sports games. Her: is that what you are planning to do tonight? Me: (Silently in my head saying wtf)
5/ Me: let's go to another bar, its fun and they have video games. Her: well that's not why we are going to this bar, right? Me: (silently thinking, wtf? Its just an accessory to the bar)
6/ Her: let me put my scarf on I don't want to get a cold from all these people. Me: it's in the mid 50s. Her: (no reaction).
This is where I try to end the night and it doesn't go well.
7/ Me: My cousin just texted me and wants to hang out. (We originally had plans but he was late) Her: you want it to be the 3 of us or should I just head out? Me: (not trying to be rude) he's about 10-15 min out so probably planning to meet him there.
8/ Her: just be direct with me, if you want me to leave, I can just leave right now. Me: no, not trying to kick you out, just saying I gotta meet my cousin. Her: just be direct with me. I am not that type of girl, blah blah. Me: (huh?) Me: ok, yeah I am just going to meet him and we can meet again sometime soon.
9/ Her: (gets silently angry) ok, let's hang out next week, but you have to let me know in advance because my calendar gets solidly booked two weeks ahead of time. Me: (who has their entire weekend solidly booked, by the hour, two weeks in advance?) umm, ok, I'll let you know. Me: Why are you taking it personal that we can't hang out right now?
10/ Her: (fast forward after a heated conversation) if you text me, there's a high probability I won't respond. Her: for what its worth, I had a really good time hanging out with you. (She gets up and leaves) and it finally ends. I don't get up or say a word.
Now, if we had a years long history this would have been normal for most relationships. I feel like women whine so much that its almost unbearable to go out with them. Just be warned men, your mental health/inner peace is the only thing that matters.
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Had to look that one up - From Urban Dict :
Funny shit - and WTF is the felony part ??
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I meant why is a felony to say Aloha Snackbar on an airplane ?
Reminds me of a joke we used to say in HS - chem teacher was named Offer (Offstad).
Offer was a chemist
But Offer is no more
What Offer thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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