[joke] I always shave my beard after having sex

2017-01-20T22:13:34+00:00

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belhaj7 · 2017-01-20T20:38:49+00:00

with my wife

FTFY

who knows if he sees other women

Toffifee_BeiFjong · 2017-01-21T01:35:56+00:00

No sex is ground for divorce. Just saying.

Besides that saying "if she's not getting it from you, she's getting it somewhere else", rings true most of the time.

2017-01-20T21:18:56+00:00

Lmao.

2017-01-20T22:31:01+00:00

Great idea! Got to try that....though mine likes my beard so it will probably work against me.

Or you could give her a sex jar. Put $5 in a jar for her (spending cash) after you two have sex. Then take $1 out every day you don't. When the $ runs out start putting iou's in there. You might find out how easily she becomes a whore if she wants some quick cash.

I-am-the-lul · 2017-01-22T05:06:09+00:00

If I did that as a virgin, my beard would be on the ground by now.

Title	[joke] I always shave my beard after having sex
Author	g2p2u2
Upvotes	22
Comments	10
Date	January 20, 2017 7:59 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/5p67wl/joke_i_always_shave_my_beard_after_having_sex/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/joke-i-always-shave-my-beard-after-having-sex.611266 https://theredarchive.com/post/611266

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