Hello all. If the name sounds familiar, it's me again.

My son is 11 years old and decided he wants to quit trick-or-treating, so he went out on a bang. He wore this but without the twirler, and it looked a bit different. Same idea though.

So we went trick-or-treating. He got TONS of laughs, and had to pose at least 25 times for photos. He loved the costumes.

His classmates wanted to see the costume. The school has a strict policy on phones, so i had to print it out for him.

Again, lots of laughs. Then he goes to his Music class, and one of his classmates tells her about the costume. The teacher asks to see the costume, and is so very deeply offended. My son gets sent down to the guidance counselor, that, despite being a woman, understood that there is nothing wrong with the costume. He was sent on his way, punishment free.

Nothing like ruining a child's Halloween spirit by getting offended at a fucking costume.