The craziest woman I have ever met was a 24 year old blonde fat woman. She was just starting to work where I had my job and I just fooled around a bit with her joking around. Then it did click however and we kind of liked each other in a friendly way. Then we talk about all kinds of subject and drugs and it appears she is doing cocaine. It's been a while for me so one day she offered me a seal with it and I am ok why the fuck not.
Then one day I go visit a prostitute and after she suddenly calls me around 1 am to hang out with her and her boyfriend. I hesitated first but okay not. She was living a few miles from where I live, so I went to the flat where she lived and then she comes down with the elevator to meet me before we go to the appartment. She then grabs my neck and pulls it and want to kiss me but I hold it tight and say no. Then I go meet the boyfriend, he's a cool laidback guy and I kind of liked him.
We talk about all kinds of subjects and of sex and drugs. She said the boyfriend did an amateur porn movie once and regretted it, that was kind of odd why would you tell me that? Then she said they hired a woman as escort for a threesome, but even the prostitute could not deal with her squirting , as she said. I somehow got a feeling that she wanted a threesome with 2 guys when she asked if I found her attractive. I replied with well I don't think you're ugly to not hurt her feelings. As the night goes on they wanted ecstacy and I could get it and she repeatedly asks me to call someone in the middle of the night like 3am and hell no I am not going to do it. Then the couple had a discussion for some reason about buying cocaine for just one time. He was not happy about it, but a while after she calls a dealer and he arrives around 4 am in a car.
So we go down again and she starts saying to the Turkish dealer which rolled down the window, who are you are you the messenger boy? I stand there beside her and I watch in awe how she suddenly grabs him and says do you know "nickname of dealer"? She starts saying I don't give a fuck who you are I am not afraid of you and all that nonsense. And then the dealer gives her some cocaine, she smells it and says it's shit quality and let's me smell it. Meanwhile a woman is outside in the middle of the night walking her dog passing by and I realize wtf am I doing here. Eventually she pays the money for the drugs which was more than she agreed with the boyfriend. And I go back with her into the elevator and she says just say I borrowed you 50 euro because you need your car fixed and I am like fuck this shit in my mind and say no I don't want to be part of this. So we go back to the apartment where the boyfriend is and she starts lying up all in his face stonecold and I don't say a word. After some more talk her boyfriend goes to sleep, so I am alone with her now.
Then it gets crazier, she tells me about her family and that she has nobody left except for her sister. She tells me she had a job in a shop before and she took money out of the cash register every day, because she was alone working hard blablabla. And yes the shop goes bankrupt. Then she started to say how many guys she slept with, 14 total including the dealer so she could get cocaine. Also she told me she was possessed by an evil spirit. She talks about her being insecure and being a pathological liar and how she does it. She uses 1 real part and then completely makes up the story around it. So then I realize what a fucking nutcase she is but okay whatever. Eventually I leave in the morning at 10am and she gives me some more cocaine so I can go to work and function somewhat.
After that we still had good contact and she said she quit her cocaine addiction, but then she starts to ask me money 50 euro for groceries. I have 20 on me and I give it but I know she wants to buy cocaine with it. As I see her dilated pupils every time I knew she was lying, she requests me to do a good word for the manager because she called in sick a few times. I do all that as I want to help her keep her job, but as time passes she fell in love with me or something. She wants to visit me while I am taking care of my very sick mother and I am like hell no I don't want her to know where I live. I already knew to not stick my dick in crazy. She started to send multiple whatsapp deep in the night, like 15 multiple messages in a row.
Next day I wake up I block her and tell her to leave me alone with the messages. Then next night she made the mistake of calling me with dial ID first, and then she anonymously calls 10 times shortly after at 4am in the night. I don't pick up the phone. Then at 6 am, 8 am and 10 am waking me up and I was getting pissed off. So I start to say to not call me in the middle of the night. She says what are you talking about so I decide to ignore her at my work too. She was obviously playing a game with me.
She was coming to work a few days after then saying I can't work today because my uncle died to the manager, who was getting kind of sick of her excuses. It was already the second death in her family in short time, first it was her grandmother. Then she comes to me crying and I realize that she was trying to manipulate me, but I keep a stone cold face and barely respond. She told me herself she did not have any family left and was a pathological liar so she goes home and I unblock her whatsapp and tell her that she was an award winning actrice with her performance and block her again. And a few hours later I get multiple smses with literally the worst shit coming out of it, which I showed to my friends. I let two collegues who I somewhat trust read it too. Also I keep everything for proof in case she wants to make false accusations or something like that. Then the calling in the middle of the night start again, I never pick up my phone. She also started to call in sick for a long while where I work getting 70% from her monthly pay. I tell them nothing about her story because I am not a snitch. And this goes on for a few months until the employer makes her sign her resignation. I never seen her again after that fortunately. She did call me again anonymous multiple times in the middle of the night after a while and then it finally stopped.
But last week as I am in the fitness club, drinking a shake with my training buddy at the bar who has cool crazy stories to tell too.. I suddenly see the boyfriend of her again and he looks at me. And I act as if I don't recognize him and I had the urge to leave quick. I say to my training partner let's go and tell him that he was the boyfriend of that crazy bitch. Which was the reason I had to write this story.
