being intimate with a crocodile

hollybegin · 2016-10-14T23:38:59+00:00

I can't even think about sleeping with a woman at the moment. You really are taking the risk of having your life chewed up and spat out with the amount of false rape allegations, they are so untrustworthy and full of shit. I'd be constantly thinking "is this going to get me arrested?". I'd rather load up pornhub and knock one out.

bestat777 · 2016-10-14T22:45:51+00:00

imagine a crocodile blowjob. It crunches down on your dick and then immediately spins its body twisting if off..

byebyehillary · 2016-10-14T21:32:48+00:00

Man, talk about a click-bait headline. I so thought this would be about a woman who banged a crocodile, LOL!

scorched_throwaway · 2016-10-15T00:05:34+00:00

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/34/27/4fc424c581e465264fce8f30102bb050.jpg

a little humor never hurts..

My-Name-Is-No-One · 2016-10-14T22:46:24+00:00

I guess you just recognize that you're having intimate relations with a crocodile, and trust it as much as any other.

feedmecarrots · 2016-10-15T04:46:39+00:00

Have women reached a depth that they deserve this comparison? You know what, they did it to themselves.

Title	being intimate with a crocodile
Author	akanturk3r
Upvotes	8
Comments	18
Date	October 14, 2016 9:24 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/57itjd/being_intimate_with_a_crocodile/
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