I don't know what it is about the pleasant aroma of tobacco that wards off evil spirit cunts like sage... But where as women are into all sorts of crystal woowoo incense that smell like ass, the very thought of you smoking INFURIATES them. My hunches...

1: They hate the idea of you enjoying something. Let alone something they can't stop you from having or take away.

2: Culturally as smokings popularity has dwindled women being monkeys who copy one another condemn it the way video games were thirty years ago.

3: Women legitimately believe it'll cause cancer cause they're stupid and if you die of cancer too early they can't get your money. All your savings will go to chemo instead of her safari trip with Chad.

4: Smoking has always been used to get in touch with angels by the native Americans and perhaps it also just keeps us away from demons IE women.