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[–]lonewolf-chicago2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What about the REAL DOLL?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
i always stare at those contemplating it, but i just can't do it. its a line you can't uncross man. you may as well check out of regular society once you own a real doll. I dont have that level of commitment.
[–]chaircushion4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Haha. I'm imagining myself getting rid of it, after a few years, in the middle of the night. Leaving a suitcase full of sawn off bodyparts nearby a river, like a serial killer.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
rofl. the thing that stops me buying it is the thought of anyone EVER seeing it. i mean that might sound pathetic, that i care what other people think, but its not like telling people you believe GMO food is bad or something. its like, the level of weird people will associate you with is just too much, im too scared for that shit lol. but honestly looking at some of them, they look fkn hot, i could totally fuck one tbh. but they are too large to hide ya know.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
fuck other people's nosy blue pill retarded opinions, they just jealous, hell if i could buy one i'd drive it around in my passengers seat, seat belt and all.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha. Like the serial killer in Con Air? I like your style my man.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha!
[–]mclitch2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dont buy a cheapo fleshlight op thats your problem. Good ones are like 150-300$ not 40-50$ like you find in your local sex shops
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anything japanese.
[–]frost_vii1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Toydemon.com
[–]oldredder0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No. No one's actually figured out any single thing with the right texture in 3D to feel like flesh, or the right surface contact. Ever.
Buy a decent one with the ribbed inside (I can't remember exactly what the design is called). Mine warms up. You can also, ahem, engineer a back feed lubricant system with a drill and some pipping and gravity. I call it my fuck machine. It might only be 90 percent there but that 10 missing is worth nor having to put up with the horro story that is a relationship with a woman.
[–]MGTOWJayJay0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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