I know many of you may not like rap. If so, please just go read the lyrics at least they're hilarious and also very much in our keeping with our ideals.

I don't give a damn if ain't got a seat, my feet hurt too, you think you're better than me? Stand your ass up, waiting youre fucking time, I don't give a fuck if you're 9 or 99! Drop something if you want to freak, I won't bend over to pick it up like a geek!

Etc etc, I'll take your motherfucking ass to a chicken fight!