and yet some of these fools, remarried
 
consider this fool, Adnan and his divorce... 850 million... in 1980.... dafuq
 
Mel Gibson didnt lose money; he lost his motherfucking mind, in all that shit
 
people be all talking about bratt pitt.
 
LOOK AT MICHAEL, MOTHERFUCKING, JORDAN!
and den dis nucka remarries! sheeeeeit
 
then we got fools here, saying 'oh, no. not me. i know better'
then proceed to go and try to get their dick wet...
 
now i do pity NBA players, cus they are damn near attacked, by that vagina.
and when you low and times are tough and you lonely af... i get that shit...  
this is my PSA to all these nuckas asking advice about how they can safely
massage dat vagina and be mig-toe...
 
and i think to myself 'dis nucka here, thinks hes better than michael motherfucking jordan'...
 
how can you heed my wisdom AND think with your dick?
 
are you fucking serious right now?