Overhearing my loud, foreign, female neighbor talk to her female friend living in the Caribbean in Spanish over the phone:

I love it here so much. Us women have it so good here. So many privileges in this country. I can't wait for you to become a US citizen! Men here are garbage. The only well treated citizens here are women, children, and the elderly. You know what we call father's day in the U.S.? "The Day of The Dogs". Haha! No one here cares about Father's Day. Mother's Day on the other hand is a very beautiful thing. Men are treated like complete trash and are worthless. That is why I love this country so much! The laws here favor women. The lawyers will be at your side. The United States of America!

Just a heads up for anyone thinking about getting with foreign women. They are all the same.