I found this horrendously stupid list online called “Run From Him”, and thought you guys might get a good laugh out of it, too. THIS is what women think of men today.

“Run From Him” •if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

My response was:

•if he disrespects his mom

1) I suppose disrespecting his dad is okay then, and 2) what if she’s abusive to him? Aren’t Tumblrite women the “respect is EARNED” types?

•if he disrespects blue collar workers

I can name a lot more women than men that disrespect blue collar workers for one, and for another, you’re not going to honestly care as long as the guy brings in a load of money. You’ll let him make fun of anyone as long as you’re spoiled rotten.

•if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies

Maybe YOU should tip, because it’s quite possible he spend his last few pennies taking your spoiled butt to the restaurant in the first place. You should chip in SOMEHOW, you cheapskate.

•if he is mean to animals

A modern woman can use the term “mean” for anything to dump the guy. He could be teasing his pet as a way of playing with them, and they’d say “you’re MEEEEAN! I’m leaving you!”

•if he doesn’t touch you in public

Over half of you women don’t want to be touched in public, anyway. You want to let it be known to a potential “better mate” that you’re still available so you can monkey-branch your way to a richer guy.

•if he won’t tell his friends about you

Maybe he’s not so excited about being with you after all because he realizes how much of a snooty wench you are.

•if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.”

What’s wrong with proclaiming his fascination with a certain type of woman? I mean, I know women are pretty much ONLY truly attracted to buff, rich, socialite men, but maybe a guy likes to try a little something different. That doesn’t make him a bad person worth “running from.” If you leave a man over that, you’re too shallow for words…literally.

•if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend”

Because you’re most likely to tell those female friends never to speak to him again by going on their Facebook pages and getting their contact information.

•if all his exes “are psycho”

Guess every woman should run from me, because almost every woman I’ve dated has either been physically, emotionally, or financially abusive, and have cheated on me, while behaving irrationally and sometimes borderline psychotic. You hear that, ladies? Run from a man who’s been beat down by your own sex! THEY’RE not crazy for being abusive, HE is! Of course, because EVERYTHING is the man’s fault!

•if he’s never worked a day in his life

In an economy like this, that’s not incredibly rare. Plus, if the man had won the lottery and had money to spend for the rest of his life and he didn’t have to work, you’d be fine with him anyway. OH, I get it. You want him to be “away from home” so you can spend his money on whatever YOU want and bring over whatever men you have on the side…all while he’s “away at work.”

•if he chooses a drug over spending time with you

If he chooses drugs over you, why did YOU pick that kind of guy in the first place? Oh, right, you wanted the “bad boy.”

•if he disagrees with feminism

Oh NO! He doesn’t agree with a movement that has women make “equal money” for less work, requires men to continue with their gender roles, and doesn’t require ANY responsibility on behalf of women!

•if he’s white and he throws around the N word

“If he’s white” get out of here with that racist nonsense, you self-righteous wenches. People have the freedom to say what they please, even if it’s stupid. I hear plenty of idiots from EVERY race spewing racist garbage, and don’t even start with your stupid “racism only affects the oppressed and whites aren’t oppressed” copy-paste idiocy you always use.

•if he isn’t proud of what you do

“Hey, I’m proud of you for taking my resources and using it on what YOU want, honey!”

Seriously. You have to PROVE yourself to be doing something that can make a difference of some kind to have someone be “proud” of you.

•if he makes rape jokes

These days, to modern women, “rape jokes” can literally be ANYTHING. “TRIGGERED!” “I’M OPPRESSED!” “I’M BEING VERBALLY RAPED!” Get over yourself, sister. You’re making real rape victims look bad.

•if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral

Oh goodness, he has PHYSICAL PREFERENCES like you shallow wenches do!? How dare he have human biological needs and wants! Only women are allowed to have that, apparently!

•if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think

Yup, too bad. You didn’t pick, so he’s picking. Your own fault for not speaking up. If you’re THAT afraid to speak up, then why are you with someone in the first place?

•if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up

Oh NO, because YOU are supposed to be the ONLY thing on his list of plans! How self-centered can you be? I can think of many times that I got stuck in traffic, had an emergency, etc….and I let the lady know what was happening. She STILL would get hissy that I didn’t tend to her first. My own mother could be dying, and she could be saying “I don’t care! What about MEEEE?”

•if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

If you catch yourself Googling that, chances are you’re looking for ANY site to meet what you’re looking for so you can find a reason to leave the guy. “He told me what to do, he’s abusive!” That can literally happen, guys. She can call you abusive for being the dominant one in the relationship…meanwhile, look at this list of irrational and emotional demands! This isn’t controlling or abusive…AT ALL…now is it?

Anyway, I think the one that annoyed me the most off of that stupid list was “if all of his ex’s are ‘psychos.'” How are we supposed to help what women we come across and pick us? A lot of them come off as "normal" at first, but then reveal their true selves under that facade later!