inspired by Mr. Spetsnaz' latest video

Marriage means handing a loaded gun to a woman while carrying a bag of money with a dollar sign on it and believing that she won't use it against you.

She'd face no consequences using the gun and taking most things you've honestly worked your ass off for your entire life.

After being done with you, she'll lie in wait for her next victim while still blackmailing you because the legal system allows her to do so.

take two, first one didn't show up