So, I was reading through the recent post about why we should all hate and shame fat chicks, and I started thinking about my standards when I was still dating. 1) don't be hideously ugly 2) don't be a complete bitch 3) don't be fat. Pretty simple really, I mean it's nothing like those mile long lists women have for us.

Then something popped into my head, an old saying engineers supposedly have about getting a project done. It goes like this "fast,cheap, quality, pick two". You can get a job done fast and cheap, but the quality is going to suck. You can get a job done fast, and be high quality, but it won't be cheap. You can get a job cheap, and with high quality, but it's going to take a long fucking time to finish.

This is when I realized, a similar formula works for females. You can get a woman whose face isn't hideously ugly, and isn't a bitch 24/7 ,but she's going to be fat. You can get an attractive woman, who's In great shape, but she's guaranteed to be a colossal nagging bitch. Or you can get a nice girl, with a great body, but her face is going to look worse than a head on collision between two trains going at full speed.

Strangely enough, it's not all that difficult to find a woman who is fat,ugly,and a complete bitch.