25 years old, and I've had two long term relationships in the past. Even though we were "in love", they were nothing but drama.

Due to general loneliness, I was thinking about asking this girl out at work. But a huge part of me knew it'd just be a repeat of the last relationships... and you know the saying -- insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Well last night instead of asking this girl out, my mates and I decided to go into town and hit the strip clubs, casinos, and general have fun. I have never done any of that before.

...AND OH MY GOD IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

I see women completely different now. No part of me wants to be in a relationship anymore. Why the fuck would you?! The concept baffles me when you can get everything but more on a night out on the town.

I have a theory that maybe relationships are just for poor people. Dumb people breed because they can't afford strippers, hookers, and blow. I used to think all that shit was for degenerates, but now I see the light.