I normally don't grab the school's newspaper because it is typically full of the type of things representative of a politically correct utopia. However, today is different. I need newspapers to insulate my windows. Due to all the fantastic programs such as the free taxi service for women and all the programs directed at essentially anyone that isn't a white male, I've spent all my money on tuition this semester. This means I have to choose between eating and heating my apartment.

Back to the point, as I'm picking up newspapers I decide to flip through one of them to find an article titled "Considering the taboo, exploring the road less traveled". Naturally I'm curious, so I take a read of this article. Much to my disgust, this article compares anal sex to Robert Frost's 'A road less traveled'. This young lady, who is titled the 'sex columnist' at the school's paper, spends an entire page in an 11 page newspaper talking about anal sex. What the reader gets in exchange for his time is a history of anal sex, an understanding of how porn promotes the desire for anal sex among men, how to perform it safely, and how to communicate each other's feelings during it.

Having read this article I ask myself, why does a school need a sex columnist? I almost want to ask her what her credentials are, but I'm afraid of the answer I'll get. Which leads me to wonder, how does a sex columnist get selected for the job?

What disgusts me the most is that nothing is stopping children from picking up these newspapers and reading about anal sex. We have quite a few 'mistakes' running around on campus due to the daycare we have to educate those choosing to major in a field involving children. With these newspapers available for free at the entrance of every building and business in town, what is to stop children from picking up these newspapers?