Being awakened to the reality of modern society, as a MGTOW you gain a seemingly supernatural gift in reading social situations and the mechanics that drive them. During a recent business trip I suddenly realized that there is a very easy way to make your life much easier when dealing with authority figures. Now what I mean with this term is any position where the government or another institution gives power to a person over another. This includes law enforcement, security, military etc. While my example is of airport security staff I am confident this tip applies to any type of authority figure.

Since I am a frequent traveller I have picked up tricks on how to shorten the drudgery of going through the "airport" phase of a trip like how to pick the best queues when going through security. I firmly stand by any security measures enforced and would always welcome more if it diminishes even by a very small percentage the possibility of an event on my flight. The problems as usual do not come from the procedure itself but by the people applying it.

There are usually two type of staff, on one hand you have the experienced people that are there to do their job, do everything by the book and with consideration to your person and your inconvenience. But then then you have the rookies that are on a power trip and even though they seem they are being hardcore about their mission have no idea what they are doing (e.g. contaminating the chemical check swabs with their bare hands, seeing a random laptop power cable in the x-ray scan and going apeshit crazy etc).

The most important factors in discerning what type is each (and choosing to queue at their station accordingly) are - unsurprisingly - age and sex. While almost all young men are going to be of the second type, women of all ages have a very high probability of being one of them aswell. So next time make your life easier and when you are going to interact with authority figures choose to do so with ones that are older and male, they know their shit, will not be power tripping and will be more efficient.

Have the last laugh!