Don't worry about the Reddit quarantine, boys. I just saw a commercial for Dove Chocolate that was encouraging women to buy their own Valentine candy. Everything is going to be alright.

For those who haven't seen it, the commercial is basically a narrator telling a woman shopping alone that every time a woman buys her own Valentine's candy, a "teddy bear is set free." I guess that's easier than trying to teach your cats to buy Valentine's candy for you.