AOC is an annoying dumbfuck who should just pay off her own student loans and stop telling Americans to give up 70% of their income in taxes in order to forgive student loan debt accrued by those such as herself. Better yet, she should pay off those loans through bartending again instead of abusing legislative power in Congress.

Here are my suggestions for AOC:

  • Realize that a 70% tax rate can hurt American investment, families won't be able to feed their children anymore, but also foreign investors would be scared away from doing business with American private markets.
  • Stop being such a fool on Instagram and start bartending again to pay off student loans.
  • If she really wants the Green New Deal to go into fruition, she should stop using electronic devices that help her connect to Twitter and Instagram. Her GND in order to go into fruition would have to ban all phones and computers.
  • Stop Tweeting, stop Instagramming, Start finding a real job and pay off your student loans all by yourself. Nobody wants to help you out.
  • If your parents co-signed on loans, then ask your parents to pay it all off. Don't tell the rest of America to.

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