I work in a female dominated work place. I have had fun coming up with answers to your common everyday shit tests.

  1. Dick size. When asked about your dick size, it's usually about whether or not you have little one, look sad and say 'I wish. Remember that from the point they ask about your dong HR can't touch you, so go hard lads. Say what a hassle it is, when you go to the pool in your spedo all the women stare, it horrible. Talk about how uncomfortable it is and that you've tried to get a reduction but it's so expensive. Then say I'm sorry I unloaded on you, it's just so hard sometimes, it hurts. You know that they can't say a fucking thing, if they do they look like some sleazy cunt. You've just used their game against them, and had fun doing it. If HR call you up, she brought up your penis and then body shamed you! I do it all the time and I always asked why I'm always so happy. Because I don't take seriously.

Footnote, I'm know as the guy with the big shlong at work. Lmfao