Bad time for dating apps since you cant meet with people but just figured I download Tinder and Bumble. I'll preface this with the fact that I hardly use social media and am not a texter in general.

I have no idea what to type first thing when I match with attractive women, I tried to be funny with one and it was going well, joking about her possibly being Carole Baskin and feeding me to her tigers, but somehow it came out that she thought I called her fat and she unmatched wtf.

I'd say I'm decent at talking to women in bars, during the day etc but I have no idea how to get to know someone virtually to see If I like them or if they like me, other than general questions.