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Hey!

Hey yourself

How's it going? I highly suggest, for you, right now, too just message me! You won't regret it!:)

I'm just swell, living my life running through girl after girl, crazy party night after next. Tell me why I won't regret taking time out of that to message you.

First off, My name is Ashlee. I am 18 years old and I'm currently in my senior year of highschool

Wut

(I know what you must be thinking, WHAT, your still in highschool!)

You're right. This isn't getting off the best start to convince me you're worth my time as a 21 year old alpha male on a big party campus.

Let me reassure you. I live on my own. I have already lived my fair share of life!

"My parents didn't approve of my lifestyle, so I moved out while taking my Dad's money to do so. Oh and I've had my fair share of dick" FTFY

And maybe you will find out how if you get to know me! I'm also taking two SBCC classes (poli sci and ASL).

Poli sci and American Sign Language, the cornerstones of any major that leads straight into a career after college (though to be fair, ASL would be important to someone who may have a deaf friend or family member. I'd appropriately give it much more weight then.)

I'm mature, loving, social, out going and I have a lot to offer.

Listing your self-imposed qualities doesn't tell me the first thing: how do you look physically

I may not be a size zero, but I could careless.

Aaaaaand there goes the atom bomb

I'm looking for someone who will woo me, take me on dates, be the first one to call or text me, or drop little notes by my house.

That isn't me, sorry. I'm more into doing things that actually get results, don't cost me money, and in the end get me some. Supplication and "wooing" don't get any of that, and as someone who did those things in high school only to get friendzoned because they don't turn women on on a basic instinctual level, I won't be going back to those ways anytime soon.

I really want that traditional dating! I'm up for almost anything and I am super openminded!

No, you're mistaken: a man showing his beta provider qualities to a woman isn't traditional dating, in fact it's been only recently created in post-feminism modern Western civilization. Traditional dating is your Dad picking your suitor and you not getting a say; I wouldn't say I'm a fan of either to be honest.

Please if ypu hit it and quit ut don't bother messaging me because I've been.there and done that and I'm over it.

"IVE ALREADY BEEN PUMPED AND DUMPED BY EVERY ALPHA IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS, I'M JUMPING OFF THE COCK CARROUSEL AT 18 AND GETTING A BETA PROVIDER 4EVERRR." Fuck bail bail bail

Overall, I like to think I'm a good person and I try to stay positive and be the best me I can be.

I really can't comment on that because I have yet to truly meet you. Positivity and optimism are definitely two qualities I value in a woman because I need her to be my feminine nurturer that stands by my side as my First Mate as we battle the sea of life. But I will say your lack of a sense of reality regarding dating in general is disheartening, as is the fact that you've had so much dick at 18 you probably can barely show your face around the school cafeteria without the pictures you sent all the alphas being pulled up on every iPhone in the room (including the other girls').

I love to cuddle! So be aware! HA

Perfect after sex, +1

I'm really into horse back riding, reading, walks on the beach at night, coffee outtings, window shopping, go cart racing, aimlessly driving, random trips, occassionally partying, any type of social gathering because I'm a social butterfly, i love everyone!! I loook for.the best in everyone.

Once again, things that should be at the top of this ad. None of that sounds off to me, apart from the fact that because of the beginning of the post I doubt you are only "occasionally" partying.

Alright, I think that's enough about me! Tell me about you? And send a pic please!

Gonna have to pass, Ashlee. But I promise some beta will message you, spend a lot of money on you, get a good job after college with his major in Petroleum Engineering, and you will be living the good life. Congrats on hitting the wall 10 years early and figuring it all out.

Oh and btw I'm a sucker for a pretty smile :)

So is every girl in tomorrow's freshman orientation ;) Have a good one.