By assuming a woman who I've become close to on a platonic level was capable of empathy or emotional intelligence. She shares a struggle with me, her weight. I've fought that fight my whole life. She's a work friend, we spent the night exchanging texts, her boyfriend with her, my wife with me. Platonic only, we, both tipsy, admitted our insecurities.

That's where it all went wrong, by assuming she was anything more than another useless hole. My fault for thinking a woman could have a functioning brain, it won't happen again. If I need to express any emotion, it will be to a man, someone who possess the same capacity for emotion and empathy.

So remember men, women are only a life support system for their vaginas, barely anything more. Do not treat them as an equal, as they are not, nor can they ever be. They are below us, less intellectual, less intelligent, less feeling, less capable of connection. Women really are just flawed men.