After a brief exchange on a dating app I get a shit test text I've yet to reply to. She's liked my message and all. This is the exchange thus far.

JoesIcedTea: How about this, we go to a park to go feed some ducks and birds. After we can get some food, maybe even a movie. To end the night, we can sit back and watch some porn on my new flat screen mirror.

Potential ONS:

Depends what kind of porn tho

Also how many inches

End

I'm thinking of saying something like;

'It's about 69" give or take an inch.'

I haven't actually measured my mirror but it gets the point across. IDK why she wants to know how big my mirror is though. As far as porn I don't know what to say.. I haven't been on in a while, what's good these days?

I appreciate any tips and feedback.

Obligatory: I know she's talking about my dick.

Edit: format