SHITPOST. I WAS HIGH WHEN I WROTE THIS This statement may sound oxymoronic but wait. I ordered papa johns pizza (UK) and 10 mins later they called me and said your pizza will be late and will arrive in an hour and a half. So then, I said this is ridiculous, in which I said I'd like to be reimbursed (cause rn i'm high and hungry af) and asked from a chicken popper side. He very kindly agreed. Then I cut the phone and that was it. I think I could've gotten more sides out of him, and wanted to call him back. Would it be a good idea to ask for more sides if I were to call again? How should I have negotiated the best possible way to ask for max reimbursement?

  • edit * made a chinese voice to act like a different customer, got double chicken wings and double chicken poppers

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