Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Tatiana Gethsemane McGrath. I am a radical intersectionalist poet committed to feminism, social justice and armed peaceful protest...As a millenial icon on the forefront of online activism, I am uniquely placed to guide you through the often bewildering array of concepts that constitute contemporary 'wokeness'. To put it bluntly, I am a much better person than you.

If you've not already read Andrew Doyle's parody of identity politics, political correctness, and fourth wave feminism, may I commend this book to you as a Christmas stocking filler (so to speak):

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Woke-Social-Justice-Titania-McGrath/dp/1472130847/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=woke&qid=1576750127&sr=8-1

It is spit-your-conflakes-on-the-cat laugh out loud. I'd avoid selecting "My Angry Vagina" for your next Poetry Group evening.

Oh. And the Guardian hates it. So it must be good.