The Xbox simp

Volentimeh · 2020-07-19T02:55:43+00:00

You can practically hear the vagina drying up.

Peroxidekid · 2020-07-19T02:47:51+00:00

Simp simp simp simp. Too bad that dude's limp.

civcinco · 2020-07-19T03:00:40+00:00

So he doesn't even know what she looks like? Could this just be a guy set up as a girl.

2020-07-19T03:42:39+00:00

His best chance of getting close should have been “I’m great at holding the camera”.

Honkler_world · 2020-07-19T07:33:15+00:00

Cringe level 99

rayedward363 · 2020-07-19T03:19:16+00:00

An oldie but always a goodie.

MadaraUchiha1245 · 2020-07-19T07:16:53+00:00

Man what a fucking loser simp, As Tom leykis said many times “when your nice to a girl she’ll get dry so faster than the Sahara desert because it’s for a fact girls like men who are rebels” this simp is gonna be in for a rude awakening. These are the type of dudes who’ll let any random stranger bang out their girlfriend or wives guts out. Rearrange them as I May say. 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

Whirrlz · 2020-07-19T06:01:52+00:00

I love these messages. They make me feel vetter about myself.

The-Thrillster · 2020-07-19T08:44:51+00:00

have you seen my balls?

Kale8888 · 2020-07-19T13:14:23+00:00

Meh, he's probably young and dumb. Hopefully he sends enough of these messages that go unanswered and he'll naturally redpill himself. Hopefully

2020-07-19T05:09:24+00:00

What a simp.

Oriana360 · 2020-07-19T07:16:06+00:00

A gamerscore of 8167 and he calls himself a pro?

bfte2 · 2020-07-19T09:55:09+00:00

No shame at all. Even for E-pussy. No wonder men are completely fucked.

Gerzy_CZ · 2020-07-19T08:04:58+00:00

This is just sad, holy shit.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-19T08:34:06+00:00

Similar to Tiny Tim. May I please get some pussy crumbs?

PotentialBattle · 2020-07-19T05:25:37+00:00

Shoot me. Please. Why do you guys keep posting this cringe? I get it. It's just not funny anymore it's sad.

Dorinus2 · 2020-07-19T11:37:56+00:00

I can smell the estrogen from here

NorthPassion3 · 2020-07-19T12:55:42+00:00

God that was corny.

Zako_04 · 2020-07-19T16:37:15+00:00

One in the kitchen I’m wheezing 😂

Encrypted587 · 2020-07-19T11:30:04+00:00

Haha my god i wonder how that turned out for him 😂

KING_CPB · 2020-07-19T14:16:55+00:00

Disgusting

ZenTheOverlord · 2020-07-20T03:19:06+00:00

Imma bankrupt so I can maybe see a tit picture.

From Brian the xBox simp

Title	The Xbox simp
Author	16-TIMES-THE-DETAILs
Upvotes	254
Comments	26
Date	July 19, 2020 2:36 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/htt64j/the_xbox_simp/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/the-xbox-simp.714987 https://theredarchive.com/post/714987

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