My mom is constantly shit testing me. Usually ill ignore but god damn my mom is the most passive aggressive shit testing woman ive ever met.

Mom is 50 old & dads is in his 60’s. I love my mom & dad but dad is beta mom is alpha & still gets tattoos, plastic surgery, boob job coming up meanwhile dad is slaving away still working 50 hrs a week at a very high paying job. he’ll wait all day on his day off for my mom to come home so they can watch tv together or go out to eat while my mom is out “grocery shopping” for hours. He’ll say stuff like, “honey ive been waiting for you all day. Is my time worth anything?” Ah the cringe.