Ah yes, the old "my ex cheated on me!" trick!

mr_kuk · 2020-07-25T09:48:58+00:00

Actually its "I let him get away with everything he did because he is so hawt and he left me. Chad, if you're reading this, please unblock me."

CreflowDollars · 2020-07-25T12:32:11+00:00

Im going to go to my next job interview and do nothing but bitch about my previous employer then complain when I dont get hired.

_Nequis_ · 2020-07-25T10:50:42+00:00

Considering that women file and polish reality until it fits their narrative it wouldn't be unlikely that "my ex shielded me so much" actually meant the guy didn't allow her to follow strangers into bathrooms.

Anonymouseidiot · 2020-07-25T09:47:38+00:00

Some people just always need to be seen as a victim

Me2Brah · 2020-07-25T10:37:44+00:00

“Shielded me so much” aka “tried to protect me from doing stupid shit that would fuck me and our relationship up”.

Gabo9718 · 2020-07-25T10:30:06+00:00

26 😱, Chad already move on to newer servers

kaskntithies · 2020-07-25T11:48:23+00:00

You can tell how infuriated she is by Chad kicking her ass to the curb, despite the "LOL" and "😂" she is absolutely seething. I mean hell, in her little introductory paragraph she didn't mention anything about herself whatsoever beside her ex.

CDBaller · 2020-07-25T09:45:20+00:00

Trying to figure out who she is in context of all these different cocks!

Chiliresident · 2020-07-25T11:49:01+00:00

I have no real skills and I just passed 25 so the pounds will continue to pile on. I am also stupid, wasting prime years on a dude who had no interest in anything beyond the casual.

So like most dumb modern women, here she is looking for a man to clean up her failed life. On Tinder. It’s Home Advisor I guess now for failed thots. “I need someone to help pay my bills, be faithful only to me, not be abusive, and do what I say. Oh and also be hawt. For free tho too”

SadSaltyCNN · 2020-07-25T18:35:46+00:00

Career at age 26: Babysitting.

Extra-Scallion · 2020-07-25T14:40:38+00:00

Am I the only who swipes left or right depending on the song choice for her profile? Like I don't really care about the other stuff tbh because we're all human and have history, but she listens to Russ. NOPE. Automatic swipe left lol

SirKolbath · 2020-07-25T15:15:42+00:00

Sure is hawt when a woman starts complaining about her ex before you even have a date. Like, not even during dinner, but in her damn hookup ad.

JimmySage · 2020-07-25T20:44:09+00:00

I love how needing to “find themselves” means taking copious amounts of stranger dick/cum in dumb Bitchenese

Martellus732 · 2020-07-25T17:00:32+00:00

Cheater probably got caught by her ex and dumped and turned it around to accuse the ex of cheating.

MattyK414 · 2020-07-25T12:17:34+00:00

"He was awful, so the whole relationship wasn't my fault."

Fingerblaster007 · 2020-07-25T16:32:04+00:00

Babysitter. Guess who is paying for everything.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-07-26T06:11:25+00:00

That was a long way of saying "I'm just trying to get fucked."

window_licker84 · 2020-07-25T11:15:41+00:00

She wants to ride the CC. OMG it’s over for future pair bonding after that ride.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-26T04:06:08+00:00

All aboard the dong train!

yuvrajsama · 2020-07-25T14:38:51+00:00

the ex might have dogged the bullet . her anthem is dangerous so she is danger to meet

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-07-25T15:24:31+00:00

"I ONLY DATE BAD BOIS! YUMMY YUM YUM!"

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-07-28T12:14:48+00:00

26 with the career of a 12 year old. Lemme guess; I'll be springing for dinner... and everything else.

CDBaller · 2020-07-25T16:13:13+00:00

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Title	Ah yes, the old "my ex cheated on me!" trick!
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	109
Comments	35
Date	July 25, 2020 9:44 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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