You: I am financially stable, and more! I shall by a motorcycle.

Your fucking bat wife: wHY nOt jUsT bUy a bEtTer cAr????

You:The car is fine, honey, nothing is wrong with it, I checked.

Your fucking filthy diarrhea dog of a wife: oH....uSe thE M O N E Y oN tHe mOrTgaGe

You: Yeah, I paid for that, myself, but I’m not mad that you couldn’t.

Your fucking horrible, terrible, scary, nasty, booger wife:

oH....uSe iT oN mE!!! W E hAvEnt bEEn oUt iN agEs!

You: Were eating out, like, right now?....

Your fucking disgusting, bloodthirsty, dirt-dwelling, shit bag of a maggot wife:

oH....YOURE OBVIOUSLY CHEATING IM GONNA CHEAT ON YOU!!!