I came up with this while hanging with my buddies recently. Somebody put me in my place if this isn't original.

Why are dogs Man's best friend and women love cats?

Men love dogs because dogs emulate the frame that a female should possess: they only want to exist in their master's frame. However, if you poorly train or mistreat a dog, it will learn that it doesn't need to follow commands and(or) could become extremely dangerous.

Women love cats because they emulate the frame that a strong male should possess: DNGAF, undomesticated and never will be, carnivorous killing machines.

Bonus-Bro Tip: Pregnant women are susceptible to a parasite that all cats naturally carry and deposit in their fecal matter. This parasite is what causes "cat-lady syndrome" as it makes women addicted to the smell of cat urine. There is a good reason why the saying "there is more than nine ways to skin a cat" exists.