Has anyone had this happen to them: You're cruising along fine in life, improving yourself daily, lifting, reading, playing music, spinning plates and developing your career, when a woman appears and in a brief sweaty night leaves a strangely lasting impression on you? I had a plate come over to fuck tonite but it didn't get my mind off of this woman last weekend.

I feel corny as hell and am experiencing incredibly soggy beta thoughts about this woman whose sex wasn't actually very good and quite starfishy. My male hamster is telling me she actually isn't like the other girls just like she and the other girls always tell me.

I guess we always are finding new chinks in our armor.