Fml

gentle_lemon · 2021-04-04T00:14:21+00:00

Crank one out and go about your day. That's the only alternative.

i_am_your_hemeroid · 2021-04-04T04:56:39+00:00

LOL dude. Imagine living with your unicorn, sleeping in the same bed every night, yet, still not having sex for the past 6 months.

That's married life for me. That's where the blue pill will ultimately bring you. Sex is just a tool to domesticate you.

Cold-Gene-4634 · 2021-04-04T00:09:20+00:00

Your options are: masturbation, hunting, cold showers, heavy cycling... Pick one.

crityouallday · 2021-04-04T02:23:09+00:00

So not having sex is blue pill mode? I dunno I disagree. I haven't had sex in seven years.

Has nothing to do with being monk. It's all willpower. To me it's as easy as not smoking or drinking and of course I laugh at those who get married. Draw a line you either cross it or don't.

2021-04-04T03:57:40+00:00

Rub 1 out. You'll be fine and NO DRAMA!! Sounds like a W to me. IMO

NightOuts · 2021-04-04T02:02:39+00:00

just hit the back alleys, spend the 20 - 40 ... get some neck and get back into that mgtow mode

GoodFaithSockPuppet · 2021-04-04T03:26:15+00:00

The first step is to engage in the inner work of what it means to be touched.
Get out some almond oil (Or massage oil of choice), and some essential oil if you want to get fancy. (There's some muscle/stress blends which are nice.)
Just oil yourself, from head to toe.
And by the time you have touched your whole self - then jerked off if you want to - there is a comfort + post nut clarity as your sanity and wholeness is fulfilled.
Breathe deep of fresh air.
Take showers which are as chill as you can stand, get into breathing exercises (Wim Hof), and live with a clear head.
You substitute porn for music. (If you use porn and want to wean yourself? Watch it in Black and White to change the para-social responses of your mind) Get music that you use just for "Alone time"
The Inner Work + Clarity ? You'll (hopefully) see an alleviation of the desire for flesh.

From a metaphysical perspective? You can get a fleshlight/onahole, but avoid the torsos or 20lbs of ass/torso. This can aggravate the Lover aspect of self as you reduce your need to a chunk, but not the wholeness of being. A doll is acceptable as the doll is a Totem of Woman. A spiritual/physical vessel where you enact a form of somatic therapy of both the erotic and the nurturing as you do all the maintenance and glamourless aspects of having a doll.

And remember, forgive yourself whenever you can. You're an "Awesome Bastard"

You should never forget that, and if you do? Remember it quickly.

the_arab_shrek2 · 2021-04-04T14:06:56+00:00

7 more years until I'm officially a wizard.

Canute87 · 2021-04-04T00:32:15+00:00

Why did you stop having sex?

Thinkingman21 · 2021-04-04T18:59:38+00:00

Yeah get a doll like TFM does. Try that.

LeonBrFerreira · 2021-04-05T06:55:20+00:00

6 months? Noob. I've been there for more than for years. You will soon be fine.

Title	Fml
Author	bouldurer
Upvotes	14
Comments	12
Date	April 3, 2021 11:55 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/mjkh1l/fml/
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