So i had a threesome last night, two girls texted me around 10pm randomly asking to come over and drink which i already knew what that meant. Things went great and they left around 2:30am.

Some might be somewhat joyus about that but yet here i am the next day at work googling christmas movies and annoyed that i can't get any girl i'm interested in to come over and decorate a christmas tree with me.

It doesn't make sense, if i can have sex regularly without even trying why is it nearly impossible to get a girl to perform a semi romantic act with me on a day's notice?