Sometimes I just can't get over the world we live in. It only makes sense if I imagine our timeline as a series of failings wherein sex-crazed apes try desperately to create circumstances under which they will actually have a chance to get laid. Males compete with each other until a couple amass power large enough to get them all the sex they want, all the other males riot, society collapses. Somehow, the women are at fault.

Petition to re-label males as S.M.A: sex motivated animals. They're not human, they don't deserve the title.... subhuman, subanimal. Christ, even animals can control themselves. Away with these hormones and hysteria all the time. Testosterone is poison.

Neuter them all. Goodbye crime rate :)