So we all know how important attractiveness is on planet Earth. I am currently in high school and considering taking steroids so I can hopefully gain those pussy slaying Chad Thundercock high test traits(in case you don't know what I'm talking about). There is also a small chance I start playing football for my school again and possibly get a discounted ride to college, but my school is overall pretty ass at sports.

Would it be a good idea getting into sports? Is it even worth it? If this doesn't happen then I plan on becoming a bouncer or working for a security company. I'm somewhat anti-social(possibly have ASPD and NPD) so this would probably help me improve in that area.

I'm already 6'3" so I'm not worried about my growth plates closing. I have weak jawbones and a weak chin similar to this, except I have a higher bf%.

YOLO, I'd rather die at 50 from prostate cancer and lead a fun life instead of living 80 years of mediocrity. I don't want to regret not taking them when I look like a transgender in my twenties.

Is there any reason I shouldn't do this besides obvious steroid abuse risks?