When you google how to get woman think of you, all you get is typical garbage like "make eye contact, be funny and stuff". But that is all advice I would consider "white hat" and outright for the losers (ie it is not a manipulation but just click and switch methods). What I would like to learn are some "black hat" (indirect manipulation techniques)

Disclaimer: I know, that on the way to self improvement, I should not follow "guides" other people tell me to do, but still, I would like some collection of tricks I can start off from.