Well seven months ago, I got a visit from the Sheriff's Department. Apparently, my pretty trashy, narcissistic, broken ex-wife decided that she was tired of doing it all alone. She decided to move to Florida where her fat and dumb fathers (well only one of them is fat, the other ones dumb) live (if you can call it living, more like aiting to die, funny it's actually a lot like what my last seven months have been). I got notice of a mediation scheduled. So she could try and get full custody, lol not happening. When that plan clearly wasn't going to work, the sherrifs department knocks on my door and hands me a restraining order. The officer then proceeded to tell me she claims I threatened to stab her in the face, murder all three of my children, and then stick a shotgun in my mouth and end it. I have to applaud her detail in this extravagant piece of bullshit. Unfortunately, it's not as funny an outcome as you would think. Especially since 0 words in that statement were true. I quickly find out that because children are involved, I'm guilty until I can prove my innocence. I lost visitation of q since we don't know whatever evidence they have, might not be wise because what if I did say something while inebriated, or just don't remember. After recieving my options the barely human (which is a compliment, trust me) flat fee, never going to have an ounce of self respect, or a friend, lawyer is ranting and raving " if we do this today i have evidence that will put him away as a terrorist" seriously his words. Keep in mind, that I am 100% not guilty of this shity accusation!! So, I go with the guardian at Litem, investigation, and acceptance of some bullshit temporary restraining order choice, out of fear. The investigation lasts 6 months. During which time, I'm allowed to see my children in a visitation center. Where there are cameras every two inches, on the ceiling, on the walls, everywhere. The room also has big 2-way mirrors with people watching me. For 2 hours, what is supposed to be three days a week. Totaling $1,200 a month to see my kids for sort of and feel like a criminal. I'm also now forced to pay my lawyer $4,000 a month (10000 upfront, 2000-3000 more every month, 2500 for the guardian, and 6000 for the first lawyer I let go) all 7 months now. Plus, I still have child support, 1100. Which is really frustrating considering the money I am hemoraging because of this really poor excuse for a mother. At the end of 7 months, I've spent a whopping $65,000 to see my children. I was a bartender making 3000 to 4000 a month. The guardian at Litem finishes her investigation. Things look good, she sides with me, but not before noting that we both behaved like children. I agree, for good reason though. I was recently divorced in an uncontested divorce where I gave my ex everything , because I believed her when she said we were going to be in love forever. The divorce was just to wash away the old stained, dirty, sad marriage. So we can have our next one, the perfect one . Believe me I hear it now . I often wonder how I survived to 42 years old being this gullible . What's that you ask? Why was the marriage so bad and dirty ? Well that is because a little bit more in the past I realized ( thanks to my mom) that my four-year-old son was really the biological creation yet another really pathetic excuse for a human being. My Mom finally made me get a DNA test, swearing up and down that he's not mine and everybody knows but me. That some gay host from longhorn now works with my sisters husband. He randomly apologize to my sister because the baby wasn't mine. He thought we knew. Apparently longhorn and my used up cum dumpster of a wife knew. Well the first test comes back and mom is right! Amazingly big-hearted, kind, honest, loyal, (or the exact opposite of these description) wife tells me I'm crazy! The test is crazy, and my mom is crazy. So I get another test, that's when she finally admits that she cheated on me. Once! That's right one time. I believe that now. (Sarcasm) Yes, I did know the piece of shit that impregnated my poor excuse for a wife up against a dumpster behind a poor excuse for a restaurant called Longhorn. in fact, I knew him even longer than I knew her . He would sell us trees. ( the fun , small, smokable kind) oh, and I've been buying said trees from him on and off since high school . I'm pretty sure that was his primary job, his second job was destroying marriages, his third job was making babies that he wouldn't care about, and his last job was that of a dishwasher. With options like that why the hell did she marry me?

Well, back to the guardian who recommends that for many reasons she believes I am not a violent murderous baby killer. She thinks I should keep my 50% custody. She changes the arrangement a little, which is okay with me. Meaning, the days I get the kids is not the same days as it was before. She also adds that my third child's sperm donor is not allowed to be in our lives until my son is old enough to understand biology and DNA. After the divorce this amazing woman after nuking my life, had been threatening to let this man into our 4 year olds life because she is a cold-hearted spawn of Satan not because she was dating him just because she is evil and broken. She claims that an ancestry dna kit accidentally notified a relative of his dumpster baby. Although he knew from day one that it was his child, I did not. He wanted nothing to do with him/her/us. Now, that an uncle knew, he was ready to play daddy. I was there pulling him out of her overly large belly cuz she's too special to do it the right way and wanted to get a C-section. It's quicker and easier and she could schedule it. Yes, you guessed it , she did not breastfeed either. Did I mention spawn of Satan, actually I think I got that wrong I think she is Satan's mother. Now you have a glimpse into why Satan is Satan. Not only was I there raising and loving him, but I signed the birth certificate, I named after great male members of our family tree, I stayed home 5 days a week for his first two years of life while my rotten whore of an ex slept with God knows how many people instead of making money for the family. During those first two years of his life I did work. 30 hours Saturday and Sunday every week, full time in 2 days as a bartender. Sorry, I got a little sidetracked. Well, so now she's threatening to let him into our childs life because she is evil and he will be so good at it. I quickly learned, she had intention. She was to trying to make me freak out and call her a bunch of names and look like an asshole. Which I did very well. In fact I had what I call psychotic break number two. I did not threaten anyones lives. Especially my not my children, I'm not going to pretend like I did not want to kill her even visualize killing her in my mind. However I never ever said I would or could kill her. If it were a crime to visualize a crime every man on this planet would be in jail for rape or intent of. I did say the meanest dirtiest words i could put together for about a week. I was lost, helpless and broken. What else could i do? All right back to the story six months goodbye Guardian at Litem sides in my favor found no evidence of any violence. Not in my history of life, no crimes committed.Not a single person that could claim I even raised my voice to her before I found out about my son. Basically, she had a lot of shity claims and not a shred of evidence of any violent behavior ever. Not in the past future or present. So, how do you think fat discusting used up ex responded when she found out about the guardian ad litems decision? Let me tell you, she canceled every visit I previously had scheduled for my children. A new mediation was set for July 3rd which would have been month seven. She claims she could not attend the mediation date and has changed it three times now it's now currently scheduled for the end of August. Keep in mind my cost-of-living whet from 3,000 a month, to 10,500 a month since january. Every time she does something cruel during these months of anguish, my lawyer assured me don't stress we're making notes this is going be good for you in the end. It's obvious how anti co-parenting she is and that she is consistently going out of her way to be difficult. the lawyer also mentioned that it's obvious the restraining order is bullshit, because she filed it right after a mediation to change custody. which is a technique used by shity lawyers to gain an upper hand and win custody battles. They call it the nuclear weapon of child custody. so now mediation is set for the end of August. Come to find out that even though there was no evidence of such a crime, that I have zero history of criminal activity of any kind in 42 years of life, and thus the guardian at Litems investigation had a decision revealing no possibility of violence or death or murder. That I'm a great father and deserve to see my children God knows what damage this is doing to them. those kinds of things are not important to this monster its all about her and getting to Florida where she can live with fat and dumb dads for free. even though these are the circumstances, this can still end up in court and they judge doesn't have to look at any of it and could make his own decision and decide to ruin my life again. I said thanks that's very comforting. I quickly looked around and wondered if I had accidentally stumbled into some foreign land. is this really America? America the free America the Great. It's really America, America the broken and lack of morality. Because this is a true story. this is how America rewards 42 year old father that loved his family his wife and his children more than anything on the planet. Never cheated on her, never hit her, didn't have any substance abuse problem. in fact every good reason for divorce was not a factor in my marriage. What was a factor is that somehow my stupid-ass married Satan's mother. A heartless emotionless cow shell of a woman. what's that you ask? Were there red flags LOL yes there were. The biggest red flag of them all you would have been when I found out her dad was originally married to a woman and they had a daughter. This woman died. This is the fat Dad who decided to marry the dead woman's sister cuz that's not weird. So my poor excuse for a woman ex-wife has five sisters that really aren't her sisters. Only one of them is. that one is related to the other three through their dead mother. Who Probably got a glimpse into the future of what misery and suffering her spawn we're going to bring into the world and then killed herself. So there was that red flag there were bigger ones too like the day they pulled my son out of her wretched body, the first thought in my head is holy shit he's not mine he looks black. now that I have a problem with that part except for the fact that I'm white and so is my wife. I quickly extinguished that thought berating myself with guilt for even thinking it and then went on with life after joking about it with her a week later. Yeah that would probably have been a good time to let me know she was sleeping with a black drug dealer. but she helped me feel more guilty instead and we moved on never discussing it again.

All right other then to tell that elaborate wonderfully warm-hearted story of American Dreams and success. I do have a question. When we do go to court I pray that happen soon. And God willing it is determined that she is a lying cheating piece of shit which she has already proven to us in the past. Will there be any recourse or punishment for her disgusting misuse of the law? destruction of my relationships with my children who now probably think of me as a criminal, any gigantic amounts of money I've had to pay in order to continue to love my children which is all I ever wanted anyways? I've read many articles about this nuclear weapon being used frivolously with no recourse. Please anyone out there, even the tiniest Shred of knowledge that can lead me to a path, a path of punishment for this wretched pathetic excuse of a person. I'm praying that there is an equally Cutthroat vicious Lawyer With a very small understanding of morals And positive energy That knows this path, and is happy to lead the way. I have already admitted that I am not rich anymore not that I ever was. But I also admitted I made a $3,500 Monthly salary Sustain me through my $65,000 investigation six months-long. Needless to say I'm resourceful and I will get you what you need To help me!