Funny Pussy Pass Denial. Don't try to buy cars with pussy 🤣

dukunt · 2019-08-29T02:57:07+00:00

A true pussypass denied if I ever saw one

fflando · 2019-08-29T01:36:44+00:00

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!! SHES GOT A FAMILY DAMMIT!!! Bah Gawd!

Empirismus · 2019-08-29T13:00:14+00:00

I'd manage to take her proposition while having my car.

Swagger_For_Days · 2019-08-30T20:31:47+00:00

I've got a piece of shit in my driveway, and if some decent looking broad wants to fuck me for it I'm game. I haven't been able to do anything with it so its just taking up space.

Guy Seems a little over dramatic about it to me.

blueeyedhawker · 2019-08-29T10:44:08+00:00

He could have asked for a test drive.

Potatobat196751 · 2019-08-29T15:19:25+00:00

....I’ve got a car for sale

sussinmysussness · 2019-08-29T13:40:53+00:00

i would've fucked her in the ass just to hurt her for 150 bucks.

SomeElvisFan · 2019-08-29T02:51:48+00:00

Denied... Without lube!

Frong_Goshlong · 2019-09-04T01:49:34+00:00

This is actually kind of a cool thread, when you think about it. If the girl is fuckable, you can make the deal, have the sex, stiff her on the money and there's nothing she can do about it. Prostitution is a crime, and illegal contracts are not enforceable.

pcsimke · 2019-08-29T08:52:00+00:00

fake as fuck

phlog_dog · 2019-08-29T03:37:19+00:00

I read that last text in a black televangelist preacher accent. It fits quite well.

Valac_ · 2019-08-29T19:16:08+00:00

I mean if you're just selling it to make room in the driveway that's actually not a terrible trade deal.

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Dark_Lord_A · 2019-08-29T14:37:16+00:00

"I'd ever pay new price for a used car"

What the fuck is this dude even talking about? When did the girl ask him to pay money for anything?

LiquidSwords89 · 2019-09-01T05:28:11+00:00

LORD HELP EM 🙏

fernandollb · 2019-09-03T15:31:54+00:00

Dude this shit is obviously staged

Gogetaiscanon432 · 2019-08-29T19:34:48+00:00

Piano rolls up

Typo91 · 2019-08-30T00:39:46+00:00

need a picture to know... and if hot enough, i'd make her pay in installments.

DapperFisticuffs · 2019-08-31T17:38:07+00:00

Sounds fake af

Firesword2003 · 2019-09-01T13:50:00+00:00

‘Charging inflated prices tag for deflated fun bags’

DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMN

BlondieMonster89 · 2019-09-13T16:58:01+00:00

Some ladies really overvalue the worth of their vagina

-ondo- · 2019-09-01T16:24:18+00:00

I dunno, I mean $150 to anally wreck a stranger sounds like a bargain.

MikeRocksBoat · 2019-08-29T14:14:47+00:00

LMAO! That last line was perfect!

DirectIT2020 · 2019-08-29T15:41:16+00:00

Fake or Real this was a fun read

Jedimindfunk_thewild · 2019-08-29T21:10:57+00:00

150$ isn't bad really.

2019-09-04T21:52:41+00:00

I'd accept that deal 🤣🤣

kaczan3 · 2019-08-30T14:11:27+00:00

She got schooled so hard, even her grandma felt that in her vag.

shitpostingl0l · 2019-08-31T17:14:03+00:00

"ARE YOU TRYING HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

Guywithyomum · 2019-09-01T01:05:47+00:00

She was literally implying for you to ask for sex and if you asked for it she would get mad.

Wobbly_Isotopes · 2019-09-01T19:03:09+00:00

Is that car still up for sale?

mourgamez · 2019-09-02T21:11:57+00:00

Should’ve just said her pussy isn’t worth $150

2019-09-03T13:09:34+00:00

You should have said that you could just jack off to her profile pic.

ubeogesh · 2019-09-04T07:23:10+00:00

"whatever you want me to"? That's a good deal, I'd ask her to clean up my apartment

senih_M-O · 2019-09-04T08:05:38+00:00

You can use the tailor app to stitch screenshots together automatically, super easy

ClownfishSoup · 2019-09-05T19:21:37+00:00

If she's willing to sell sex for the car, maybe she should do it to earn the other 150 and then buy the car from this guy?

ClownfishSoup · 2019-09-05T19:21:37+00:00

If she's willing to sell sex for the car, maybe she should do it to earn the other 150 and then buy the car from this guy?

Bradster3 · 2019-09-07T09:04:35+00:00

Say ok tell her to meet you at your house, have cops waiting for her when she got there. Gets arrested for prostitution.

xLooves · 2019-09-07T14:11:01+00:00

69 comments. Not anymore. B)

Bedsoldier · 2019-09-08T18:58:06+00:00

I'm not paying "inflated price tags for deflated fun bags ". That's a good one

Maddox-Rulez · 2019-09-09T23:23:47+00:00

if I was this man I would’ve taken that

2019-09-10T08:36:37+00:00

Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!

Where the fuck can I get a car for 400$??!

The most useless, and used, car I can find in my county, doesn't go lower than 8K. WTF!

WoodGang209 · 2019-09-10T11:18:12+00:00

i woulda made that bitch earn every bit of that 400 dollars

infiniteSuns · 2019-09-17T12:36:08+00:00

Isn't there one last part she says at the end "you could have just said no" ? Or maybe I'm getting this mixed up with another lol

Arizona_Resident · 2019-09-22T21:10:53+00:00

pontiac grand prix huh
400$ and shes tryna suck him for that

In comparison:
1 Glock 9mm costs 500$
287 Mcdonalds McDoubles
2 Michellin tires
200 18 oz spaghetti containers

2019-10-05T18:53:18+00:00

If I really needed the driveway space....

Rarylith · 2019-10-07T03:01:03+00:00

$400 for a car? Must be some kind of scam.

Dat_Porkchop · 2019-10-08T20:28:31+00:00

r/confusedboners

and-another-one-down · 2019-10-14T21:52:45+00:00

Fun fact, if he took the offer and actually said yes to the £250 and some pussy, if he didn’t use a condom or touch the woman she could either sue him for child support or get him arrested for rape even though she consented.

barrowrain · 2019-10-27T23:55:23+00:00

Damn! He fucking killed her.

Tbh I'd of asked if I could record it, fucked her and not given her the car.

Video would be so she couldn't scream rape.

GG

EXTRA-THOT-SAUCE · 2019-10-29T21:02:35+00:00

The saddest thing is many dudes would actually do it.

captainwow08 · 2019-11-06T02:40:46+00:00

Love that finishing move "Lord help em!🙏"

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-01-10T07:59:48+00:00

Jesus Christ dude, she's already dead

Dotte7 · 2019-08-29T03:06:26+00:00

You sound cringy tbh. Double cringe.

brazblue · 2019-09-04T20:58:17+00:00

I mean. Business is business, lol. Oldest industry there is.

Title	Funny Pussy Pass Denial. Don't try to buy cars with pussy 🤣
Author	snahfu
Upvotes	2568
Comments	89
Date	August 29, 2019 1:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/cwu5aa/funny_pussy_pass_denial_dont_try_to_buy_cars_with/
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